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Vintage "Rockin' Joe's 50th Birthday Bash" Custom Flask – The Ultimate "Who the
$50.00
$19.86
Excluding Sales Tax
Ever wanted to carry your liquor in a vessel steeped in legendary, entirely fabricated history? Now you can. This faux-leather wrapped, stainless steel hip flask comes pre-customized for a milestone celebration you definitely didn't attend, honoring a man you've never met.
Whether your name actually happens to be Joe, or you just want to completely confuse your friends at the next party, this is the perfect conversation starter.
Why you need this:
Instant Secret Identity: Show up to the bar, pull this out, and instantly become "Rockin' Joe." Did you celebrate your 50th in Key West? You did now.
Built-in Backstory: Features an intricately layered metal crest with tropical palm trees, letting everyone know you know how to party in the Florida Keys.
Complete Kit: Includes a matching mini metal funnel on a ball chain so you don't spill a drop of whatever questionable fluid you fill it with.
Flawless Condition: Looks like Joe took great care of it—or forgot it entirely in a Key West tiki bar.
Perfect as a white elephant gift, a funny birthday present for a friend named Joe (of any age), or a hilarious accessory for your next night out.
This is a pre-owned item. As with all vintage and pre-owned items, they did not come straight from the factury and may have blemishes. Please check all photos carefully prior to puchase. Returns not accepted on bundle and save.
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