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Vintage "Rockin' Joe's 50th Birthday Bash" Custom Flask – The Ultimate "Who the

SKU Keywestjoes50thflask
Original price

$50.00

Sale price

$19.86

Excluding Sales Tax

Ever wanted to carry your liquor in a vessel steeped in legendary, entirely fabricated history? Now you can. This faux-leather wrapped, stainless steel hip flask comes pre-customized for a milestone celebration you definitely didn't attend, honoring a man you've never met.

Whether your name actually happens to be Joe, or you just want to completely confuse your friends at the next party, this is the perfect conversation starter.

Why you need this:

  • Instant Secret Identity: Show up to the bar, pull this out, and instantly become "Rockin' Joe." Did you celebrate your 50th in Key West? You did now.

  • Built-in Backstory: Features an intricately layered metal crest with tropical palm trees, letting everyone know you know how to party in the Florida Keys.

  • Complete Kit: Includes a matching mini metal funnel on a ball chain so you don't spill a drop of whatever questionable fluid you fill it with.

  • Flawless Condition: Looks like Joe took great care of it—or forgot it entirely in a Key West tiki bar.

Perfect as a white elephant gift, a funny birthday present for a friend named Joe (of any age), or a hilarious accessory for your next night out.



This is a pre-owned item. As with all vintage and pre-owned items, they did not come straight from the factury and may have blemishes. Please check all photos carefully prior to puchase. Returns not accepted on bundle and save.


All of the items on One Alpha Marine Secondhand Market Place are handpicked. There are numerous attributes that attract our shoppers to these items. Use your imagination and find the other ways these items can be used!

  • Uniqueness

  • Age

  • Physical state

  • Funkyness

  • Coolness


All items on One Alpha Marine would make for great presents! Gift for your mom, dad, sister, brother, friend, coworker! Birthday, just because, mother's day, father's day!


We price our items reasonably so everyone can afford them! We're not trying to build a mansion, we're just trying to pay some bills.


We would much rather see these items go to a good home and enhance someones decor, rather than added to an already overflowing landfill. Enjoy!














  • Funny gag gift flask

  • Who is Rockin Joe

  • White elephant gift idea

  • Fake birthday souvenir

  • Prank gift for men

  • Random stranger memorabilia

  • Hilarious conversation starter

  • Custom leatherette hip flask

  • Faux leather wrapped flask

  • Stainless steel pocket flask 6oz

  • Engraved metal plaque flask

  • Flask with matching mini funnel

  • Stitching detail liquor flask

  • Antique finish crest flask

  • 50th birthday bash gift

  • Key West Florida souvenir

  • Tropical palm tree design

  • Personalized flask name Joe

  • Retro birthday party favor

  • Vintage style barware collectible




Quantity

Only 1 left in stock

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Return & Refund Policy

Returns and Refunds

  • Accepted within 30 days

  • Items must be returned in original condition at purchase

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    • Packaging for shipping must be ample to prevent damage

  • Purchase amount refunded to payment method

  • Please note that some items are not returnable or refundable

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